How to Make Rotten Easter Eggs

Yes, I went there. Halloween on Easter... I just wanted to do something small to fill the gap between now and the summer. In the summer I'll be working on Halloween stuff along with learning various things. (like Java code) So, I hope you all had a fantastic Easter and will have an even better Halloween!
1. Boil egg(s) for 8 minutes
2. Get toilet paper and paint/strong Easter dye
3. Paint a dark color with medium viscosity paint. This will serve as the glue for the paper.
4. Apply toilet paper, making sure to make vile-looking wrinkles. Paint again with dark paint.

5. Let it dry. Then paint with a sick green or lighter color.

6. You could stop and let it dry here or you could continue painting with subtle yellows/green-yellows.

7. (optional) Bury it under normal Easter eggs and freak someone out.

Note: whenever your aren't working on it or are away, put it in the fridge. It will still dry in the fridge.